A perfect day

I would love to have a perfect day.

A day where I wake up, totally ready to wake up, to a pleasant surprise that starts the day right, like a beautiful naked woman cleaning my room. Then I would have a tasty breakfast and all of my friends and I would do something radical, like go snowboarding or mountain biking or something.

Actually, as I am typing this I am changing my mind. I now think that a perfect day has a lot to do with one's memory of the day, because you can only live the day once, but you can always have a memory. SO, all that needs to happen on the perfect day is tons of memorable moments with my closest friend. And a squire has to follow us around and videotape it, and he has to be dressed in medieval clothing. And nothing bad can happen.


Actually, minus the squire part, I've had plenty of perfect days.